Too Cool For School

Too Cool keeps churning them out like it’s a regular show or something.

Line up for this week:

Team Submarine | Just For Laughs, NYC Sketch Fest
Andy Haynes | Fallon, Just For Laughs
Alice Wetterlund | TV! Commericals!
Rob Lathan | Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien
Reformed Whores| www.reformedwhores.com
Em the Mind Reader| will peer inside your soul

Hosted by Nicky T and J Science
8pm $5( with free beer)

Hey Too Coolers,

We are campaigning to have one of the Greatest Comedy Legends of all time stop by the show this week. Come see if Louis Anderson, Lucky Louie himself, graces the stage.

If not we still have awesome line up:

Kurt Braunohler (Melbourne Comedy Festival, Kurt and Kristen)
Emily Heller (Comedy Central’s Comics to Watch)
Kenny Zimlinghaus (“Wake Up” on Sirius XM’s Cosmo Radio)
Marcus The Juggler (http://www.marcusmonroe.com/)

8pm
Creek and the Cave
$5 (with a free beer)

Too Cool for School has made it 3 years! Unbelievable! Come celebrate with us!

The Line Up:

Nate Bargazte (Comedy Central Presents)
Bridey Elliot (Late Night with Conan O’Brien)
Matt McCarthy (Comedy Central, The Other Guys)
Joe Pera and Dan Licata (Weird Fracking Dudes)
Henry Zebrowski (Murderfist, College Humor)

with special house band FORTRESS OF ATTITUDE!!

PLUS other surprise guests.

Hosted by Nicky T and J Science

8pm $5 (with a free beer)

Too Cool For School rolls into it’s third week of shows at The Creek and The Cave with an awesome lineup and special guest co-host, Matt McCarthy!

This week we’ve got:

Louis Katz (Comedy Central Presents)
Ryan Hamilton (Last Comic Standing)
Phil Hanley (Montreal “Just for Laughs” Festival)
Mark Normand (Comedy Central “Comics to Watch”)

Hosted by Nicky T and MATT MCCARTHY!

8:00pm
$5 (for ticket and 1 beer)

Too Cool For School celebrates 3 years this Wednesday Night!

The Lineup (so far):
Jeffrey Joseph (Tonight Show, In Living Color)
Dan Soder (Live at Gotham, Montreal Comedy Festival)
Nick Cobb (Last Comic Standing, Live at Gotham)
Brooke Van Poppelen (Tru TV, TLC)

The Worst Video Nick, Jason and Travis have ever made

PLUS SOME SPECIAL SURPRISES:\!

Hosted by: Nicky T and J Science

Nov 2nd @ 8:00pm
$5
The Creek and The Cave

10-93 Jackson Avenue
Long Island City, NY 11101

Great news everyone! The “Cool Board of NYC” has just presented Too Cool For School the coveted “Coolest Cool That Ever Cooled” Award! That means we are officially cool!

What? oh, by accepting the award it makes us uncool? shit.

this week’s guests are:

Rob Cantrell
Team Submarine
Damien Lemon
Kyle Chandler
Ryan Conner
Jared Logan
Ash, Anne and Ambs

Hosted by J Science and guest co-host TMI

8:30pm
Red Star Bar
37 Greenpoint Ave
FREE

After a month of fighting cancer and helping people get cirrhosis of the liver for free we are back to a plain ole, rockin’ sockin’ Too Cool For School Comedy Show. No bells. No whistles. No Nominations. Just a beer tower, awesome special guests and a kick ass Karaoke After Party.

A Comedy Show. Like Grandma used to make.

This week we’ve gots:

Kurt Braunholer (ECNY Award Grand Slam Winner)
Seaton Smith (Montreal’s Just For Laughs, Traveling Virus Tour)
Max Silvestri (Big Terrific)
Adam Newman (College Humor)
Michael Che (Potty Humor)

PLUS special, secret guests!

Hosted by: J Science and Nicky T

Red Star Bar
37 Greenpoint Ave
FREE
8pm

Oceanspray is sponsoring a FREE OPEN BAR at the show this friday from 8-9pm!!! Anything you can mix with Oceanspray Juice is free for an hour before we start at a special time this week. 9pm sharp!!

Also, Jason and Nick were nominated as best hosts in this year’s ECNY Awards for this show! And our techstraordinarian Marcus Parks was nominated for Best Technician! And Nick was nominated for Best Emerging Comedian!

You can vote …here if you feel so inclined: http://www.ecnyawards.com/vote/

This is going to be a giant drunken celebration, so come at 8 to get so drunk you ruin the show and then stay around for an epic karaoke party!

We gots:
Murderfist (Named by Village Voice and ECNY Awards “Best Sketch Group 2010”)
Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, Comedy Central 1/2 Hour)
Craig Baldo (Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien, Vh1, Comedy Central)
John Flynn (UCB’s “Nights of Our Lives,” ECNY Best Storyteller nominee)
Robert Dean (ECNY Best Comedy Event nominee for “Measteak Presents: Taxi)

Too Cool for School
hosted by Nicky T & J Science
8pm
Free
Red Star
37 Greenpoint Ave

It’s our annual SNOWGASM. Snowgasm is of course a cross between Snoring and Spasms, the disease that killed my father. So it’s a benefit and we are raising money to raise the dead! So if you like zombies and the devil, come to the church of Cough-Cough-Comedy!!

This Friday:
Tom Shillue (Comedy Central 1/2 hour, The Daily Show)
Dan St. Germain (MTV, FUSE)
Adrienne Iapalucci (People’s Choice Award Winner!)
Ben Kissel (Lord of “Dogshit,” Earl of “Roundtable of Gentlemen”)
Harry Terjanian (UCB)

Hosted by Jason Saenz and Nick Turner

Too Cool for School
@Red Star Bar
@8p
Free, motherfuckers, with a goddamn karaoke afterparty HOSTED BY WHITNEY MEERS. Free, bitch!

Are you serious with this chill?!! I’m seriously thinking about going down to the local Wal-Mart and shoplifting some vhs videos of roaring fires to watch as i try to drink all of my tea before it freezes and cracks my mug (again!).
On the real, i can’t say how much fun this show is to produce and the karaoke, my god, how many assholes can sing simultaneously on the same stage during a single karaoke tune? Tonight, we break the record (of 16!).
Let’s celebrate Jewish Kwanzaa!

Friday, December 17th, we gots:
Jesse Popp (Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend”)
John Fisch (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing)
Mike Recine (Headlined Comix last week, Future superstar)
Jena Friedman (Creator of The Refugee Girls Review: A Musical Parody)
Josh Rabinowitz (College Humor)

Too Cool for School
Red Star Bar

37 Greenpoint Ave

8p
Free