jasonsaenz:

robotriley:

LATE NIGHT TRASH. SATURDAY MIDNIGHT. UCB CHELSEA. $5.
Did you miss your chance to be a live studio audience member at your favorite sleazy 90’s daytime talk show? Let LATE NIGHT TRASH fill that void. Jason Saenz and I have been working on getting this idea off the ground for a while now, and it’s exciting to finally see it go up. We got know-it-all specialists, rowdy audience members, over-the-top teens, fights, chair throwing, all that good shit.
This is going to be a good one. It’s going to get crazy. And look at this damn lineup:
Dan Black
Langan Kinglsey
Nicole Byer
Allison Rich
Andrew Law
Marshall Strattan 
James Cocker
Kevin DeBacker
Kerry McGuire
David Bluvband
Paul Higbie
Nick Smith
Zach Broussard
Anna Roisman
Alan Starzinkski
Keisha Zollar
Andrew Kimler
Nick Maritato
Ashley Brooke Roberts
LATE NIGHT TRASH. SATURDAY MIDNIGHT. UCB CHELSEA. $5.

This one is going to be crazy. Let’s exploit these people together tomorrow night! Come be a part of our studio audience. RSVP here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/24279

jasonsaenz:

robotriley:

LATE NIGHT TRASH. SATURDAY MIDNIGHT. UCB CHELSEA. $5.

Did you miss your chance to be a live studio audience member at your favorite sleazy 90’s daytime talk show? Let LATE NIGHT TRASH fill that void. Jason Saenz and I have been working on getting this idea off the ground for a while now, and it’s exciting to finally see it go up. We got know-it-all specialists, rowdy audience members, over-the-top teens, fights, chair throwing, all that good shit.

This is going to be a good one. It’s going to get crazy. And look at this damn lineup:

  • Dan Black
  • Langan Kinglsey
  • Nicole Byer
  • Allison Rich
  • Andrew Law
  • Marshall Strattan 
  • James Cocker
  • Kevin DeBacker
  • Kerry McGuire
  • David Bluvband
  • Paul Higbie
  • Nick Smith
  • Zach Broussard
  • Anna Roisman
  • Alan Starzinkski
  • Keisha Zollar
  • Andrew Kimler
  • Nick Maritato
  • Ashley Brooke Roberts
LATE NIGHT TRASH. SATURDAY MIDNIGHT. UCB CHELSEA. $5.

This one is going to be crazy. Let’s exploit these people together tomorrow night! Come be a part of our studio audience. RSVP here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/24279

12-14: Too Cool For School lineup

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Too Cool keeps churning them out like it’s a regular show or something.

Line up for this week:

Team Submarine | Just For Laughs, NYC Sketch Fest
Andy Haynes | Fallon, Just For Laughs
Alice Wetterlund | TV! Commericals!
Rob Lathan | Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien
Reformed Whores| www.reformedwhores.com
Em the Mind Reader| will peer inside your soul

Hosted by Nicky T and J Science
8pm $5( with free beer)

Monday, December 12, 2011

12/7: Too Cool For School- Louie Anderson Edition

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Hey Too Coolers,

We are campaigning to have one of the Greatest Comedy Legends of all time stop by the show this week. Come see if Louis Anderson, Lucky Louie himself, graces the stage.

If not we still have awesome line up:

Kurt Braunohler (Melbourne Comedy Festival, Kurt and Kristen)
Emily Heller (Comedy Central’s Comics to Watch)
Kenny Zimlinghaus (“Wake Up” on Sirius XM’s Cosmo Radio)
Marcus The Juggler (http://www.marcusmonroe.com/)

8pm
Creek and the Cave
$5 (with a free beer)

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

11/16: Too Cool For School- 3 Year Anniversary!

Too Cool for School has made it 3 years! Unbelievable! Come celebrate with us!

The Line Up:

Nate Bargazte (Comedy Central Presents)
Bridey Elliot (Late Night with Conan O’Brien)
Matt McCarthy (Comedy Central, The Other Guys)
Joe Pera and Dan Licata (Weird Fracking Dudes)
Henry Zebrowski (Murderfist, College Humor)

with special house band FORTRESS OF ATTITUDE!!

PLUS other surprise guests.

Hosted by Nicky T and J Science

8pm $5 (with a free beer)

Friday, November 11, 2011

11/9: Too Cool For School: Special Co-Host Edition

Too Cool For School rolls into it’s third week of shows at The Creek and The Cave with an awesome lineup and special guest co-host, Matt McCarthy!

This week we’ve got:

Louis Katz (Comedy Central Presents)
Ryan Hamilton (Last Comic Standing)
Phil Hanley (Montreal “Just for Laughs” Festival)
Mark Normand (Comedy Central “Comics to Watch”)

Hosted by Nicky T and MATT MCCARTHY!

8:00pm
$5 (for ticket and 1 beer)

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Too Cool For School- 3 Yr Anniversary @ The Creek!

Too Cool For School celebrates 3 years this Wednesday Night!

The Lineup (so far):
Jeffrey Joseph (Tonight Show, In Living Color)
Dan Soder (Live at Gotham, Montreal Comedy Festival)
Nick Cobb (Last Comic Standing, Live at Gotham)
Brooke Van Poppelen (Tru TV, TLC)

The Worst Video Nick, Jason and Travis have ever made

PLUS SOME SPECIAL SURPRISES:\!

Hosted by: Nicky T and J Science

Nov 2nd @ 8:00pm
$5
The Creek and The Cave

10-93 Jackson Avenue
Long Island City, NY 11101

Monday, October 31, 2011

10/21: Too Cool For School- Coolest Edition Ever

Great news everyone! The “Cool Board of NYC” has just presented Too Cool For School the coveted “Coolest Cool That Ever Cooled” Award! That means we are officially cool!

What? oh, by accepting the award it makes us uncool? shit.

this week’s guests are:

Rob Cantrell
Team Submarine
Damien Lemon
Kyle Chandler
Ryan Conner
Jared Logan
Ash, Anne and Ambs

Hosted by J Science and guest co-host TMI

8:30pm
Red Star Bar
37 Greenpoint Ave
FREE

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

3/18: Too Cool For School- Back to Normal Edition!

After a month of fighting cancer and helping people get cirrhosis of the liver for free we are back to a plain ole, rockin’ sockin’ Too Cool For School Comedy Show. No bells. No whistles. No Nominations. Just a beer tower, awesome special guests and a kick ass Karaoke After Party.

A Comedy Show. Like Grandma used to make.

This week we’ve gots:

Kurt Braunholer (ECNY Award Grand Slam Winner)
Seaton Smith (Montreal’s Just For Laughs, Traveling Virus Tour)
Max Silvestri (Big Terrific)
Adam Newman (College Humor)
Michael Che (Potty Humor)

PLUS special, secret guests!

Hosted by: J Science and Nicky T

Red Star Bar
37 Greenpoint Ave
FREE
8pm

Friday, March 18, 2011

2/18: Open Bar Edition/ ECNY Awards Edition

Oceanspray is sponsoring a FREE OPEN BAR at the show this friday from 8-9pm!!! Anything you can mix with Oceanspray Juice is free for an hour before we start at a special time this week. 9pm sharp!!

Also, Jason and Nick were nominated as best hosts in this year’s ECNY Awards for this show! And our techstraordinarian Marcus Parks was nominated for Best Technician! And Nick was nominated for Best Emerging Comedian!

You can vote here if you feel so inclined: http://www.ecnyawards.com/vote/

This is going to be a giant drunken celebration, so come at 8 to get so drunk you ruin the show and then stay around for an epic karaoke party!

We gots:
Murderfist (Named by Village Voice and ECNY Awards “Best Sketch Group 2010”)
Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, Comedy Central 1/2 Hour)
Craig Baldo (Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien, Vh1, Comedy Central)
John Flynn (UCB’s “Nights of Our Lives,” ECNY Best Storyteller nominee)
Robert Dean (ECNY Best Comedy Event nominee for “Measteak Presents: Taxi)

Too Cool for School
hosted by Nicky T & J Science
8pm
Free
Red Star
37 Greenpoint Ave

Wednesday, February 16, 2011 — 4 notes

1/21: Too Cool For School! SNOWGASM!

It’s our annual SNOWGASM. Snowgasm is of course a cross between Snoring and Spasms, the disease that killed my father. So it’s a benefit and we are raising money to raise the dead! So if you like zombies and the devil, come to the church of Cough-Cough-Comedy!!

This Friday:
Tom Shillue (Comedy Central 1/2 hour, The Daily Show)
Dan St. Germain (MTV, FUSE)
Adrienne Iapalucci (People’s Choice Award Winner!)
Ben Kissel (Lord of “Dogshit,” Earl of “Roundtable of Gentlemen”)
Harry Terjanian (UCB)

Hosted by Jason Saenz and Nick Turner

Too Cool for School
@Red Star Bar
@8p
Free, motherfuckers, with a goddamn karaoke afterparty HOSTED BY WHITNEY MEERS. Free, bitch!

Friday, January 21, 2011 — 1 note